Your diligence fee is paying for someone else's atrium and cucumber water.
Private equity is being fleeced. Digital due diligence on a fixed fee, in two weeks, by operators who sat where you sit.
Look at the invoice. Then look at the lobby.
The marble. The atrium. The cucumber water in the reception fridge. The partner who flew in for the kick-off and the readout and nothing in between. You paid for all of it.
The work itself was done by associates you never met, on a template that has been used on the last forty deals. The findings were true of every company. That is why they did not help you with this one.
And there is the part nobody mentions. They run that work through AI now. It takes a fraction of the hours it took three years ago. Your fee has not moved by a dollar.
We sat on your side of the table.
Claymore was built by operators who spent years inside PE-backed companies and inside the funds that owned them. We signed off those invoices. We got fleeced too.
So we priced Claymore the way we wished someone had priced it for us. A fixed fee, agreed before we start, for work you will actually use. No hourly clock, no juniors learning on your deal, no building to fund.
An eight-domain read of the commercial engine. Delivered inside the deal window.
Eight domains, rated
Revenue model, data foundation, tech stack, AI readiness, customer journey, website, digital marketing and leadership. Each one scored, each one evidenced.
A costed fix list
Not observations. A list of what is broken, what it costs to fix and what it is worth when fixed. It becomes the first hundred days.
Two weeks, not two months
Scoped on one call. Delivered inside a normal deal window. Compressed into week one when the timeline demands it.
A board-ready report
Written for an investment committee, not for a filing cabinet. Short enough to be read, specific enough to be priced.
Revenue growth in 24 months on flat marketing spend, flooring retailer.
CAC reduction available by tripling owned channels, five-brand home services rollup.
Attribution across seven systems and two CRMs at a B2B industrial manufacturer. That was the starting point.